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| Putting Affairs in Order |
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Following the examination, the doctor said "I've got some bad news. You have cancer and you'd best put your affairs in order. The woman was shocked, but composed herself and walked into the waiting room to her daughter. "Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good and when they aren't so good. I have cancer......so let's head to the club and have a martine". After three martines, the two were feeling a little less somber. A few laughs were followed by more martinis. Some of the woman's old friends were curious and wandered over to inquire as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS". Her friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Mom, I thought you said you were dying of cancer........and you just told your long-time friends you were dying of AIDS. Why did you do that?" > > > > "Because I don't want any of those women sleeping with your father after I'm gone." > >
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