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I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping
> center and rolled
>           down the car windows to make sure my
>           Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.
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>           She was stretched full-out on the back seat
>           and I wanted to impress upon her that she must
>           remain there.
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>           I walked to the curb backward,
>           pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
>           "Now you stay. Do you hear me?"
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>           "Stay! Stay!"
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>           The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady,
>           gave me a strange look.
>           "Why don't you just put it in Park?"
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